i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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