Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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