I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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