1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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