The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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