porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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