Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
