It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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