We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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