You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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