PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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