I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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