So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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