If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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