Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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