if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I would ride that face into the sunset
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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