is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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