I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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