whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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