I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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