Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
