The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
