I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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