I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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