I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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