I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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