I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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