my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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