but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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