i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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