how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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