Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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