This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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