spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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