I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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