the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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