i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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