you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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