I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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