I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
my poor anus
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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