it was like his penis was on wheels.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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