Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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