so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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