I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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