He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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