Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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