he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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