So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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