windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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