For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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