some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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