I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
