why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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