she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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